Funny sayings

July 2018 

M, using a squirt gun successfully: Even though I'm three I know how to do that?  That's amazing!

M: I don't like to take turns.  Adults like to do it, but kids don't

M: I don't have a penis

R: Oh no? Why don't you have one? 

M: Coz it fell off. In the bath. 

 

Mina standing in the bedroom window, watching the lightning

M: When it lightnings, it's kind of like breakfast time

D: Come one Mina, it's time to get in bed

M: Technically, I am in my bed. Nods confidently.

June 30, 2018

Mina wants to cut playdough into little tiny "snacks".

Ro: hot waffas, pease!

June 14, 2018

Watching volcano eruptions

M: Mom, it's so hot. Don't EVER take me near that! Promise me. Don't ever take me near that, I never want to go there. 

Ro: No no no no no!

M: If it would be just a water slide then i would like it very much! But if it is fire then I wouldn't like it. 

May 21, 2018

Looking at Masi's baby picture:

M: I love that human the most!

April 26, 2018

I am just returning home from a trip

M: I missed you so much 

R: I love you more than anything!

A pause while Mina thinks

M: I love you and the cart (toy shopping cart) so much!

April 26, 2018

R: Mina, you are so cute, I want to eat you. 

M: Mommy! Last time you said you loved me! 

R: I do love you. 

M: But you shouldn't be eating me!

April 20, 2018

M: Last time I saw Rowan do a poopie in his undies

R: You saw that? 

M: So the moral is that babies do poopies and susus in their undies

April 13, 2018

Walking through the neighborhood; Dan and I are talking.  Mina has been interrupting constantly. 

D: Mina, we are talking; we will be done soon. 

M: Well, why is the conversation so long?