Funny Sayings

December, 2018

I put my cold hands on Rowan's tummy

Ro: No mommy, no colding me up!

Mina wants to open presents early

D: Does Santa ever come back and take presents away? 

M: No, Daddy, he does NOT! And that is ridiculous!

Asking Natasha for presents

M: Rowan, what is your favorite animal?

Ro: uhhh....yooncorn (unicorn)

M: okay, let's go tell Natasha!

A pitter patter of little feet is heard from the living room

In unison: Yoooncorn!!!

M: I don't like that lunch Dad! You have to put cheese on it!

D: Put cheese on pad thai? 

M, adamantly: Yeah! Now pass the barbecue sauce please. 

M: I'm not a lion, I'm a HUman. 

Ro: I'm a minion!

November, 2018 

D: Why don't you ever want to sit with me? 

M: We love you, but we want you to get used to no kiddos sometimes...

September, 2018

At bedtime

R: Mina, why are you crying so much

M: It's because you respond to crying  I use my words with Yanique because she doesn't respond to crying

R: Okay, from now on when you cry we are not going to respond

Five minutes later

R: Mina, why are you crying?!

M: I'm not crying, I'm screaming!

R: Come on baby

Ro, stopping and and tapping on his chest:  No, not baby. BIG boy.

September 7, 2018

M: If I had one moneys, what could I buy? 

August 25, 2018

D: Mina, come down off the table please.

Mina points to her new T-shirt that says "Part-time superhero"

M: But dad, this says "you could do whatever you want!"

August 25, 2018

R: Yanique, please have a slice of pizza

M, looking dismayed: But mom! That will make her even more chubbier

Parents are horrified. Yanique laughs.