May 8, 2021
After a few days of vomiting
Nani: How are you feeling today?
Ro: Good
Nani: Does your tummy hurt?
Ro: No, my tummy doesn't hurt but my butt does
Nani: Your butt?
Ro: Yeah, because the pukey is coming out of my booty.
Looking at the aloe plant with broken leaves
R: Oh no, what happened here?
No answer
D: Rowan, you're looking kind of guilty
R: Oh, was it an accident?
Ro: Yes
R: How did it happen?
Ro: ...with scissors...
April, 2021
Talking about COVID
M: So the story goes - there was this guy who swallowed a bat and he walked around without a mast because he didn't know he had a bat in his stomach and then he started to spread it.
R: to EVERYBODY
Ro: Hey dad, I can walk backwards. Aaand frontwards. Aaand sidewards.
Listening to Michael Buble sing Spiderman
Ro: My hand is dancing!
Watching Joe Biden's speech on live TV
M: Dad pause for a minute
D: You can't pause this, this is live TV
M: You can't pause this?!
She thinks
M: Daaad, can Joe Biden see us?
February, 2021
M: That's what a head bone looks like?!
M: Guess what, I got an early Valentine from Jack because he's going to the mountains tomorrow
D: What's in the mountains?
M: I DON'T KNOW! I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE!
M: Daaad, what's "in halved by cannonballs?"Dan thinks for a whileD: You mean inhabited by cannibals? (from Pippi Longstocking)
Whenever God is referenced on the radio, in the calls of Congress, or in Calvin and Hobbes
M: See, I told you he's real!
M: Daaad, does Santa believe in God?
Getting her hair brushed
R: Mina, stop moving
M: Can you expect a child to stay still?!
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